Lots of things happening over here, people! Firstly, my nails are painted a color called “marshmallow.” Clearly, good things, they are happening. There are new projects to think about, bright yellow sneakers to wear, picnics to be eaten at the beach, and cross-country flights to take for the 4th of July. My head is excited.
So let’s celebrate and get patriotic with this thing. What’s more American than a brownie? I mean, besides Tim Tebow and pie and manifest destiny and stuff. Brownies! Maybe we’ll bake them up in a tart pan, and infuse them with fresh raspberry. And if we pile them high with fluffy, white whipped cream and bright red and blue berries, well, then we do our forefathers proud. Here’s looking at you, Thomas Jefferson.
Happy Independence Day, Amurica! I made you a brownie. You feel like home to me. You have your issues, but really, who doesn’t? On the whole, I think you’re pretty wonderful. Covered with berries and cream.
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