For you! Just in time for Valentine’s Day. I’m setting you up with a date. I saw that eye roll, missy. Don’t worry! This date won’t be boring or bland or jealous of your Days-Of-The-Week underpants. Nope. This date is … wait! there’s more…
I mean… Do I even need words for these? How dang CUTE is he? I could just eat him up. Which, in fact, is exactly what I intend to do. So. Sorry I’m not sorry. Here’s a checklist for owl … wait! there’s more…
I’ve been wanting to tell you about this caramel recipe for awhile, but then it was suddenly upwards of 90 degrees here and I was too busy panting my way up the stairs (four flights, come on!) and standing directly … wait! there’s more…
‘Tis the season, and all that. Isn’t it? Everyone’s favorite. The season of Christmas trees, candy canes, shiny bells and baubles. So, um, I’ll just say it. It’s rough to be a Jew in December. Here, two haikus I wrote … wait! there’s more…
Those things up there? They’re springy. Stickyish. Sweet and sugared, square and bouncebouncebouncy. Those, my friends, are marshmallows. They’re actually Halloween-themed marshmallows, on account of they’re orange. That’s on account of the food coloring which, of course, is on account … wait! there’s more…
I can’t decide how I feel about Valentine’s Day. On the one hand, it’s the most annoying day on the planet. I mean, what’s fun about a tidal wave of cringe-inducing jewelry commercials and a slew of fussy and overpriced … wait! there’s more…