Baked Coconut Caramel Doughnuts

Sometimes a girl just needs a doughnut.

Now is one of those times.

It’s not fair, really.  Because, in life, if I see a doughnut, I need to have one.  It doesn’t matter what time it is or exactly how much caramel is involved or how hard my thighs try to tell me to resist – the craving has set.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t go into any sort of face-shoving-doughnut frenzy — I’m a lady, you guys.  Most of the time.  But once my brain has doughnuts inside it, you’d better believe there will be a doughnut in the near future of my face.  And if glaze or sprinkles are involved? Well then I’m pretty much done for.

There are a number of sources which have fueled my doughnut-brain of late: the newest issue of Saveur (which I haven’t even read yet but HOLY DOUGHNUTS), the bomboloni lady at the Ferry Building (why are you and your pastries so cute and covered with sugar?), and Shutterbean Tracy (girl, what are you doing to me??).

So you see, it can’t be helped.  Doughnuts must be had.  Baked, dipped, had.

Done.  Thank goodness.

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Little Cornmeal Cookies

They’re  not entirely much to look at, these little cornmeal cookies.  I mean, they’re cute.  Ish.  A nice yellow color.  But no flashy icings or drizzles or nutty mix-ins.  No chocolate to speak of.  These cookies, though, they’re keepers.  They’re interesting (in a not-at-all-snarky way, I mean).  They’re not entirely sweet, but they’re not entirely savory.  More cookie than cracker, but just barely.  Not even close to entirely spiced.  Hints of ginger and cinnamon, but only hints, not slaps.  Because these cookies don’t slap you until they slap you.

You’ll be sitting there on the couch, contemplating washing your hair and wondering why you ever choose a nail polish color other than Essie’s Lollipop (because it just makes you feel the best about life), and you’ll be cautiously sipping your too-hot cup of tea and planning out your grocery list for tomorrow and you’ll want a snack.  Just a little something, to go with your steaming tea.

So you’ll toss a cornmeal cookie in your mouth.  A whole one, because they’re quite small and because who says you have to be dainty, anyway, while you’re sitting on your own couch with crazy hair and tea?  And you’ll start to chew, still thinking about groceries, but then the tiny grains of cornmeal will pop gently under your teeth and the cookie’s soft crumb will yield perfectly and your tongue will do dances with butter, with faint sweetness and traces of spice, and so you’ll stop.  You’ll stop everything but the chewing, reveling in this wondrous little cookie, and when you swallow you’ll feel both happy and forlorn.  So you’ll pick up another cornmeal cookie, and the process will repeat itself.  Again and again, amid sips of hot tea.  Until all of the tea, or possibly all of the cookies, are gone.

Or until somebody rudely (wisely?) snaps shut the lid on the cookie tin (ahem, Ben.  I both thank and resent you.  …Thank you).

Do you prefer your cookies entirely sweet?  Must you always have some chocolate?  Do you even drink tea?  And would you make an exception for a humble little cornmeal cookie?

So many questions.  So many cookies.  The answer, I’m pretty sure, is yes.

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Cocoa Date Truffles

For you!  Just in time for Valentine’s Day.  I’m setting you up with a date.

I saw that eye roll, missy.  Don’t worry!  This date won’t be boring or bland or jealous of your Days-Of-The-Week underpants.  Nope.  This date is sweet and adorable and unexpected.  Also, this date smells like chocolate.  (Is it just me or does anyone else think I’ve just described the perfect date?)

(Just checking.)

Alright.  I’m tired of date puns.  Let’s just talk about truffles, okay?  I won’t lie to you — if you’re looking to get your deep dark chocolate on this Valentine’s Day, these little babies won’t cut it.  They just won’t.  Why?  Because these truffles are made primarily with dates, not chocolate.  True, they’re rich and luscious and yes, they do take a tumble with some cocoa powder, but I’m just trying to tell you straight — dates are no replacement for chocolate.

If you’re looking for some true chocolate action on the 14th, get into this Flourless Chocolate Cake, or whip up a Brownie Berry Tart.  Maybe make some Devil’s Food Raspberry Drip Cakes?  Chunky Peanut Butter Brownies?  Ooh, or World Peace Cookies!  Chocolate Heart Sandwich Cookies with Whipped Espresso Ganache?  The point is, we’ve got options.

These Cocoa Date Truffles are something different.  They keep us on our toes.  They’re sweet and decadent, dark and yielding, fudgy in texture and complex in flavor.  And so clever, what without any added sugar and all.  (I love sugar, but I’m just saying.)  (I also really love parentheses today, apparently.  Apologies.)

Try it out!  Put yourself out there for a date.  Who knows?  Maybe you’ll be pleasantly surprised (and like, totally fall in love and have babies and puppies and stuff).

(Sorry.  I’m stopping now.)

(Seriously.)

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Devil’s Food Raspberry Drip Cakes

I mean.  Can I get a yeah girl?

YEAH GIRL.

The day I made these drippy little drip cakes was a day full of lessons.

Lesson 1: Don’t get greedy with the batter.  Stop just over halfway.  Don’t you creep to three-fourths!  Overfilled cupcake tins make everybody sad.

Lesson 2: If your fresh raspberry frosting wants to be thin and loose instead of thick and fluffy, don’t yell at it, alone in your kitchen.  It won’t help and it’s embarrassing.  New strategy: dub the cupcakes “drip cakes” and the runny frosting will look clever and purposeful!

Oh, that?  That’s just my genius at work.  On purpose.

Lesson 3: Nothing tastes better than warm, homemade chocolate ganache.  This lesson takes many, many licks to learn proper.  I love learning.

Lesson 4: Finding streaks of dried cupcake batter on your arm 3 hours later is okay I guess.  Baker’s tattoo.

Lesson 5: Find someone to take these away from your kitchen and home and general mouth area soon otherwise you are in trouble.

Just a few lessons in life, love and cupcakes (redundant), from my little kitchen to yours.  Happy weekend!

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Chicken Chili Stew

You guys!  You are the best.  Thank you, thank you for indulging me with your comments and sharing my pancakes.  Sorry I hogged the syrup.

In other news and happenings, I’d like to inform you that if a person didn’t know that the Super Bowl was going to happen next weekend, a person might, I mean maybe, accidentally book tickets for her and Ben and Emily and Dan to go see a musical show.  Four glorious tickets to a matinée of Wicked (!), on Super Bowl Sunday.  A person might do this!  By accident.

But let me tell you, if a person did do this, she wouldn’t hear the end of it.  The Ben, and also the Dan, wouldn’t be entirely happy with the person.  Because the person would have inadvertently taken away a Ben’s and a Dan’s ritual of manhood, one of body-bashing and fist-waving/yelling-at-the-tv and zone-blitzing and chicken-winging, and replaced it with… Glinda.

Oops.

Let’s eat some chicken chili stew?  A warm and hearty peace offering?  It’s totally manly.  You can smother it in shredded cheese and sour cream and eat it with corn chips.  Like men.  Like men at a Super Bowl party.  Or, um, the theater.

Just… just eat.  We’re cool, right?

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Almond Milk Pancakes

Today is a holiday!  A Monday to sleep late, for some, and maybe read the paper by the window.  A day to dream.  Perfect for pancakes.

I wish I could invite you over to eat pancakes!  I’d make a pot of tea, and probably some bacon, and I’d slice up some sweet oranges.  We’d sit on the floor at the coffee table, in the bright patch of sun, with our pancakes and too much maple syrup, and I’d make you tell me everything.

Because I’ve been thinking about us.  About you, really.  Firstly, I’d like to say thanks for stopping by. Really, thank you.  And secondly, I’d like to know, who are you?  I mean, you know a few things about me — too many things, probably — because I sit here every week and I talk about what I’m doing in the kitchen, what I’m doing out of the kitchen, how I’m feeling (about cookies), , how much pie I’ve eaten (too much, obviously), how many miles I got tricked into running.  I type and I type and I talk at you, word after word and story after story, all the while oblivious to who actually constitutes the you in this relationship.

So, if you don’t mind, who are you, lovely reader?  Would you tell me a little bit about yourself?  I’d love to know.  How do you take your pancakes?  Do you like Beyonce?  What’s your favorite Meg Ryan movie? (Correct answer: When Harry Met Sally, closely followed by You’ve Got Mail).  If you left a comment and told me something about you, anything really, like maybe what you must have atop your favorite ice cream sundae or what the view from your kitchen window looks like, I’d feel a lot better about our relationship.

In the meantime, have some pancakes.  Heavy on the maple syrup, for me.  And for you?  You. I can’t wait to meet you!

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Flourless Chocolate Cake

I kept trying to brush it off, to try and let it right itself, but no matter: I had a day yesterday.

I woke up with two pimples (note: don’t trust unmarked beauty store lotion samples, even if they’re free.  …Especially if they’re free).  I walked into the coffee table and smashed my knee.  I cursed, loudly.  It was not yet 9am.

I took a cleansing walk down to the farmer’s market, which was nice and cleansing until I ended up just eating a bunch of cheese by the apple stall.  Like, a lot of cheese.  Fine.  Back at home, I attempted a few hours of work — I could at least be a little bit productive.

Apparently not.  Work?  How about some mindless staring at a computer screen?  Good enough?

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Leek & Fairytale Pumpkin Soup

I tried a juice cleanse once.  Okay fine, twice.  Turns out trying is not the same as succeeding.  Suffice it to say, I’m not the juice-cleansing kind.

So?  Cinderella never juice-cleansed.  I don’t think.

I’m trying to be more like Cinderella in the new year.  True, she’s a bit careless with her belongings (who loses a single shoe?), but she is kind, works hard, and girl looks good in a dress.  Even one made of rags.

I’m not delusional; I know that life is not a fairytale, and that no one really looks great in rags.  But, when it comes to living right, why can’t we bring a little magic to the table?  I mean, we can turn no into yes.  Awkward silence into ‘hi, how are you?’  We can call our dads in the middle of the day, just to say hello.  We can turn warm cozy laziness into pink-cheeked get-up-and-go.  We can turn pumpkins into soup!  And eat it, extra warm and brightly orange, for three nights straight.  Spoon required.  Magic wand optional.

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Fresh Citrus Salad with Kalamata Vinaigrette

A salad!  On January 3rd.

…So?  I never claimed to be original.

It’s true though, isn’t it?  You’re eating more healthfully today.  You’re putting those cookie days behind you, for a moment, anyway, and focusing on feeling good in 2013.  I mean, aren’t you?  Isn’t that what we do this first week of January?

I’m doing it.  I’m feeling thankful for last year (and all of its cookies) and taking a moment to reset.  I’m looking forward to what 2013 has in store for me, and I’m focusing on living up — food-wise, friend-wise, family-wise, writing-wise, and probably a few other wises, too.  It’s all about the up-and-up in 2013.

This salad is a delicious and surprising reset.  It’s bright and juicy with in-season navel oranges and shining ruby grapefruit, plus it boasts plenty of salt, tang and creaminess from a simple Kalamata olive and balsamic vinaigrette, fresh scallions and softly crumbled goat’s cheese.  It’s an eye-opener on the plate and the palate, a window into the brightness this next year will surely bring.  Let’s eat it up.

Happy happy new year!

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Christmas Gingerbread

I’m currently on an airplane, somewhere over… somewhere.  Wisconsin?  A Dakota?  I don’t know, Philadelphia to Seattle is a long flight.

I’ve got a bag brim-full of wrapped and ribboned presents tucked into the overhead bin above me, and I’m trying to ignore the fact that this airplane is chilly/bumpy/loaded with screaming children by listening to Rihanna on repeat and thinking about gingerbread.

Holiday travel!  The best of the worst things to happen every year.

Really, it’s not so bad.  We put up with the crowds and the security probing and the lines (and that moment of panic when you finally get to the front of the line at airport security and all of a sudden you are required to safely stow your ID/passport and remove your jacket/shoes/scarf/jewlery/laptop/hand lotion/spare change from your person/bag at once and wait this makes no sense, I just stood in line for thirty minutes doing nothing but it’s all happening so fast now and the people behind me are gaining ground, their shoes are already off and hurry up with that little baggie of liquids and why didn’t I wear socks and oh!  My goodness.  That moment.  Will I ever not panic on the inside at that moment?) — we put up with all of the hustle and bustle and moments of claustrophobia and panic because, at the end of the day, we know it will all lead to gingerbread.  Or roast beef or sugar cookies or lo-mein or whatever.  It leads to Christmas, with family or friends or both, however you choose to celebrate it.

I’m taking a break from my familiar movie-and-Chinese-food routine this year and celebrating with some real, live non-Jews. (!)  I know.  A crazy choice.  I’ve heard there will be a tree and a big dinner (no mention of General Tsao or his chicken) and presents and a reluctant dip (or possibly non-dip) in the freezing ocean and maybe even some carols.

And gingerbread!  Nana’s recipe.  It’s sweet and spicy and utterly lovely, its texture akin to the fluffiest, springiest layer cake.  I love that this gingerbread is heavy enough with spice to evoke the season but light enough in texture to happily follow a rich holiday meal.

Whether you’ll be eating sweet and spicy gingerbread or sweet and sour chicken on December 25th, I wish you happiness.  Fullness, inside and out, at the table and everywhere else, too.

Merry Christmas!

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