Thanksgiving 2012 was… eventful. At my house, anyway.
The events that went down are twofold: first, my sister got engaged. ENGAGED! To John! There was a proposal on a bench and a diamond and everything. There were hugs and elation and glasses of champagne! Everything was happy and goodness.
And then everybody threw up.
I’m not even kidding a little bit. The joyful holiday weekend quickly turned into Stomach-Bugsgiving, 2012. It started with one person (I don’t want to blame Ben, but it was probably his fault), and quickly moved to two, then three and four and five and on to ten. Ten people! Downed by horrible, feverish plague (or, more likely, Norovirus). It even got Grandma. We all tried to fight it, but before we knew it we were dropping like flies, and instead of feasting on stuffing and pie and potatoes we were cautiously nibbling saltines and sipping Gatorade with Tylenol. It was the only Thanksgiving in the history of Thanksgivings where everyone actually lost weight.
Can you all just join me in one large and appropriate “OY?”
…Oy.
Still, we’re a tough crowd. We soldiered on, we set the table, we had some seltzer water and some laughs and even a little pie.
Come on, Norovirus. We are Gilberts. You can’t keep us from the pie.
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